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Kamala

To the tune of “Matilda

Hey! Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Once again now!
Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
She does her best work at night;
Now she has the big goal in sight.
Hey! Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Everybody!
(Kamala) Sing out the chorus.
(Kamala) Sing a little louder.
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Once again now.
(Kamala) Cuttin’ every corner.
(Kamala) Sing out the chorus.
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
No need to use your back and hands
When it’s easier to use a man.
Ah hey ah!
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Everybody
Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
An old way to get ahead
Is skillful use of the bed.
Don’t you know
Kamala, she turns ’em on and…
Everybody…
Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Once again now
(Kamala) Oomba locka chimba
(Kamala) Jamaican-Indian daughter
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table
Women over forty?
Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Everybody
(Kamala) Cuttin’ every corner
(Kamala) Jamaican-Indian daughter.
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Now she’s measuring the office for size
With her eyes fixed hard on the prize
Uh, haya
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
Everybody!
(Kamala, Kamala) Oomba locka chimba
(Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table)
Sing a little softer
Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.
EVERYBODY
(Kamala, Kamala)
Sing out the chorus!
Kamala, she use Joe and Willie and try to run the table.

David Martin

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1 Thought to “Kamala”

  1. […] again. Like before, the winner by default now. Joe and Hunter drowning in the swamp now. Joe and Kamala sinking […]

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