To the tune of “We Will Rock You” So, you got out of line on that abortion thing. Think you…
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All They Need Is Fraud
To the tune of “All You Need Is Love” Fraud, fraud, fraud. Fraud, fraud, fraud. Fraud, fraud, fraud. (Fraud, fraud,…
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To the tune of “Mona Lisa” Truth Czarina, Truth Czarina. Joe has named you To a post for which you’re…
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Good morning to you, Good morning to you, We’re all in our places With sunshining faces. And we’re proud to…
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Non-PC “Poke” #9 “Here’s the problem with women,” said Jack, “They take everything personally,” Sue answered indignantly back, “That’s not…
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Around the basin there’s a ring Of cherry trees now blossoming. Showing off the city’s best, They give its residents…
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To the tune of “The Skye Boat Song” May we never forget Young Tommy Burkett, The hero of Muirkirk Lane.…
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To the tune of “Ruby Tuesday” Joe would have no clue where it came from. We’ll miss the petrodollar when…
FULL ARTICLETo a Journalist Dying Youngish
(Tim Russert, R.I.P.)* We originally posted this poem parody with the title and subtitle reversed in 2008 in the wake…
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A.E. Housman’s “To an Athlete Dying Young” paraphrased When the news you did distort With your spook-approved report, The boys…
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